Putting structure and limitations on the written form is certainly not a new idea (think: haiku), but it does force the writer to be more precise and creative OR thoughtless and banal (think: the I'm so tired status updates on Facebook and Twitter). Here's hoping my lines won't cause you to yawn. Think and or chuckle is what I'm going for here.
And, without further ado, the first One Sentence Wednesday:


The orajel/ibuprofen cocktail is, in my estimation, man's single greatest invention, and very well may save my sanity.
The end.